Lady Curry

vaspim:

h0odrich:

It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

caskettlovey:

lilmissdotty:

caskettheat47:

thisonethingwithicecubes:

alwaysmeansiloveyou:

fillmyeyeswithstars:

castletv:

Over 1 million people agree! Add your voice too…

that’s over 5 million now.

oh..whenever you passes by. ill always reblog you!

Over 8 milion now…

Omfg!!!!!!!

14 million haha

how the heck did this get so many notes?!?

egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

findcakeeatcake:

i really want stana katic to be on the ellen show